A mind is a terrible thing to waste
Virginia’s a wonderful thing to taste
A diamond, it’s said, is akin to forever
To seek out the perfect tobacco? I never
They told me to run in their shoes and Just Do It
I tripped on the wrong combination and blew it
At last I Got Milk, but it started to curdle
I aged it all wrong, do not rabbit, try turtle
You asked, “Where’s the Beef”, I hear beefs every day
I try to correct them and send them away
Great taste is less filling? Are you really that willing?
Don’t Leave Home Without It, I’d rather be Stout-ed
It may melt in your mouth but the matter at hand
Is a smoking deliverance sprung forth from the land
Does she or don’t she? I don’t think she know
If she doesn’t light up then it’s just there for show
What’s there in good hands is all stated online
Descriptions and warnings to read and go blind
We have to try harder to please Number One
So light up, enjoy it, it’s all said and done.
That looks like an electric chair. In Texas, we know about those things !!
George