Actually, someone scraping their nails across a blackboard doesn’t really bother me, but there are plenty of things that do. so I thought that I’d present some to you to see if you agree.
One thing that drives me nuts is when I buy a cigar that hasn’t been properly stored. Our entire humidor (which is cavernous) is meticulously maintained at 70 degrees and 70 percent relative humidity. When you walk in, you can really feel the moisture in the air. I’ve never had a single stick from there that wasn’t right. But I’ve gone into some shops, especially the ones that use free-standing cases for humidors, where they’re not keeping an eye on the hygrometer. I went into one such shop with a friend and bought a cigar (even though I had some with me, I’ll always buy one when I go into someone else’s shop). We sat down, and when I cut the cigar, using my own cutter which is always sharp, the cap shattered, which says to me that the cigar is dry. I lit the cigar and within the first half-inch, the wrapper cracked about two inches down the side. What happened next was even more annoying. I brought it to the attention of the clerk, so they could check the case to see if there was something wrong with their humidifier and he acted offended. There’s good customer service for you.
Something that I can’t understand is lighting a pipe with a torch lighter. A soft flame usually ranges between 500 and 800 degrees Fahrenheit, which won’t damage briar. A torch lighter flame is 1700 degrees or more, which will definitely burn the wood. We’ve had pipes returned that have burned out, and based upon the location of the hole, we can pretty well guess that it was caused by using a torch. Since we can’t prove it, we usually make the exchange, but some of our manufacturers will give us credit for burnouts except for when they suspect that a torch lighter was used. If the burnout is on the side of the bowl facing the smoker and off to the left or right side about 2/3rds the way up the bowl, the manufacturers become suspicious. For me, I wouldn’t expose something that I’ve spent good money on to anything that would damage it, but that’s just me. If you need a windproof pipe lighter, use a Zippo.
A lot of good-natured kidding goes on among pipe smokers about another person’s choice of tobacco. The Latakia lovers will tease Virginia smokers because they think that Virginia blends taste like air, and Virginia fans will give the Latakiaphiles a hard time about the reek of their blends. Everyone who smokes more natural blends will jump on aromatic smokers. This is fine, but I’ve witnessed some real arguments over tobaccos. This is really silly in my mind. I believe in “Like what you smoke, smoke what you like.”
Finally, I can’t stand it when someone goes off on a pedantic rant. Oh, wait, that’s what I’m doing, isn’t it? Never mind.
I agree, especially on tobacco preference and bad customer service
I agree with you on proper storage! Just this week I went into a local shop, didn’t really see anything that I couldn’t buy for half the price on line, but like you, I don’t leave empty handed. I bought two AB American Sun Grown and went to smoke the first on last night…same thing…dry as a bone! Factor that with the fact that the sales person knew less than me about cigars (I am no expert), and I have to wonder why I would need to go to a local shop. I have never received a dry cigar from pipesandcigars.com….
Great article! Exactly the way I feel smoke whatever tobacco that you enjoy! I hate it when pipe smokers criticize someone because they only smoke Half and Half or whatever! Personally I enjoy the English Blends and the old codger blends! but that is what I grew up with! Didn’t have all the fancy aromatics and blends that are out there today! Your local pharmacy or grocery store was your pipe and tobacco shop!
There’s a reason why there are all kinds of restaurants – everyone had their own tastes and budgets. McDonald’s isn’t my favorite place to eat, but it’s there when you want something quick and relatively cheap. Pipe tobacco is no different. When you find a blend that suits your tastes and pocketbook, that’s what you smoke, and no one has the right to say that you’re wrong.
I like Latikia blends. But recently purchased a Stanwell combo pack that
included a mix I would never order. It turns out that I really enjoyed
a fruit and vanilla tin! Can’t get away form it! Worth a try
Yup, and though I prefer the English blends, I also like VaPers, but smoke what I can afford at the time. Sometimes its a local burley and Cavendish blend, or straight Virginia, or the bulk Lane from the local shop. Right now, it’s the Latakia Lover’s Load deal from pipeandcigars.com (thanks) and some Escudo Navy De Luxe, but I enjoy the rest too (if not as much, almost). Want to try that John Bull Royal English that was Scotty’s pick in the last catalog, because the price is good. If its a good one, it may be my go to because of price, with others reserved for when I have the money. It’s all good, and what you enjoy might be the same as what I enjoy, or the guy over there… By the way, Larry’s Blend is also a favorite, as is the Louisiana Red.
Good cigars are not cheap by any means, I would be furious if I spent 8-10 dollars for a cigar and it fell apart like yours did. That shop is doing a disservice to its customers. A good shop would make it right.
Torch lighters have no place around briar pipes. It never ceases to amaze me how some how some people treat their pipes; no respect for the craftsmanship that goes into producing a quality pipe.